We just survived another Valentine’s Day which means we’re officially in breakup season, the time of year when men suddenly realize having a relationship is more than Christmas gifts and may require some actual legwork! If you’ve recently ended things with a silly little boy (they strangely exist at very big ages these days), you might be feeling sad and/or salty about the situation. Maybe he broke your heart, or maybe he just wasted your time (equally as devastating), but I feel pretty confident in saying you’re better off because, girl, why would you want to be with someone who could fumble you?
Still, maybe you need a little pick me up to facilitate the inevitable 10x stronger bounce back, which is where snarky bitches on TikTok have stepped in with the “No Revenge” trend. Basically, the baddies are posting all the times their ex was unintentionally roasted during the relationship, and I have to be honest: these videos are like music to my ears. I’ve congregated all the best No Revenge trend videos that are so funny you’re probably gonna say, “fuck it,” and send it to him directly if you’re not careful.
What is the “No revenge because…” trend?
@oklollollollol and u hate urself spare me #lol ♬ original sound – v
“No revenge because…” is an online trend where people are expressing the mentality that you don’t need to seek out retribution against an ex (or frankly, anyone who wronged you) because, for one reason or another, that person is already losing in life. Why hold a grudge against a man who fumbled you when you can recall the obvious signs you were always too good for him in the first place? No revenge because you have enough to worry about with your hairline. No revenge because I get a notification every time you check my page. No revenge because why would be upset about dropping 150 pounds of dead weight? You get the vibes.
Funny “No Revenge” TikToks
@babyypeaa🙂♬ original sound – v
Now THAT’s how you clear a bitch! Lesson to all the ladies out there: charity doesn’t have to start at home when it comes to the men who are supposed to be sweeping you off your feet. Life is short; bag a hottie because, TBH, they would never date down if the roles were reversed.
If you want a real treat, check out the comments, where women are sharing all the times they got clocked for dating jump scares by worried bartenders, concerned waitresses, and citizens so confused about the man they were entertaining that they slipped them a note because they suspected a kidnapping was going down.
@.elliebarker #relatable #fypシ゚viral ♬ original sound – v
Imagine being the pity friend in the guy group and not treating your girlfriend who tolerates you like a queen. Why do men?
@jettsett70 #norevenge #narcissist #healingjourney #lifegoeson #fyp ♬ headlock x jinx from arcane – ZOMBIE
I’m sorry, IJBOL at this classic FAFO situation. The grass is always greener until you’re up at 2 a.m. with a screaming infant, isn’t it?
@frenchfryladyLike who?♬ original sound – CULTED
Sometimes when it comes to your besties breaking down over trolls, all you can do is laugh when they finally make it to the other side.
@itsjustjalen_Lol♬ original sound – 🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️
I love this one because it can apply to so many different variations of haters in your life and is a burn from the inside out.
@girlmom_103 #norevenge ♬ original sound – CULTED
You know they’re down bad without you when their own mother was your biggest cheerleader. Prayers up for the poor future girlfriends who have to step into the shoes of women who won over judgy older sisters.
@anjanad15“imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” HMMM 🤔♬ original sound – ex7stences
The lore behind this one goes deep, I just know it. Imitation is not the greatest form of flattery, but I’ll still laugh at it though.
@rhegancoursey♬ original sound – Rap Edits
It’s a whole lot easier to take the high road when you know the view from below is a sight to behold. Looking and feeling your best is strangely easier when you don’t have a vampire draining your aura.
@viviarmacost Fien Friday my friends #relatable #forthegirls #hopecore #quoteoftheday ♬ original sound – 𝐶𝑦𝑟𝑎✯
While it’s ideal to internalize these spooky red flags before things go left, it’s still perfectly fair game to wave them in his face after the fact, too.
@vesso.ne .. #fyp ♬ original sound – a
You truly don’t need revenge against a dude who is currently loved up with his second choice, and probably already scouting for his third. Deeply cursed behavior.
@ellie12jadevery telling…♬ som original – alberto
And this is why we never regret giving someone the best version of ourselves. If they don’t deserve you, they won’t be able to keep up with all the good things you brought them anyway.
@eliralloSuccess & silence♬ original sound – CULTED
It’s fun to laugh at exes (I mean, what else are you supposed to do with clowns), but this right here is the real tea. When you know how much you’re worth, you kinda have to pity anyone goofy enough to lose you.
