Donald Trump wants to go after Greenland, and Seth Meyers has a message for him.
“I’d like to say something to Donald Trump about his threat to take Greenland by military force that might take some of our viewers by surprise,” says Meyers in the Late Night clip above, before issue the incoming President with a direct challenge: “Do it! Do it, you coward! Go get Greenland, you coward! Fix my shower and get me Greenland, or don’t show me your face ever again! I’m calling your bluff, bro. Stop making these crazy promises. Do it. I want it. Go get it. Why won’t you get it, you afraid of Denmark, bro? You starting to remember they’ve got those big ass dogs?”
Meyers goes on to say that this is how he knows Trump isn’t going to take on China. “He talked a big game but now he’s backing down and threatening Greenland instead. He’s going to keep downgrading to smaller and smaller countries. Russia’s going to do whatever it wants while he, like, threatens Peru.”
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