Welp, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez officially tied the knot this weekend in a painfully opulent $50 million extravaganza in Venice, Italy. Naturally, the guest list was stacked with Hollywood’s elite and fellow members of the one percent — Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Brady, Oprah, and several Kardashians (no shock there) were all in attendance. After … Read more
If I had a nickel for every time Jeff Bezos embarrassingly flaunted his wealth… Well, I still wouldn’t be as ludicrously rich as him, but I would have a fuck ton of nickels. Because spending billions on a glorified ten-minute carnival ride into space wasn’t enough, Mr. Money Bags just spent an obscene amount of … Read more
While some of us are panicking over mass deportations and the looming threat of World War III, the devil and his now-wife (Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez) are busy tying the knot in the most lavish ceremony imaginable. Truly, no one in human history has ever been more out of touch. The king and queen … Read more
Everyone has at least one favorite cruel fact about late-stage capitalism that keeps them at night, and I’m in the mood to share mine! Jeff Bezos could literally end homelessness in the United States and still have billions to spare, and yet he simply doesn’t. Why am I in the mood to bring this up … Read more
YouTube group the Nelk Boys are expected to attend the inauguration, according to reports. The Nelk Boys are a Canadian-American YouTube channel and entertainment company. Current and recurring members of the group include Kyle Forgeard, Stephen “SteveWillDoIt” Deleonardis, Salim Sirur, Gabriel Poncio, Justin Dalley, Aaron “Steiny” Steinberg, “Jimmy Gambles” (Arthur Kulik), and “Cousin Jay” (Jordan … Read more