Lisa Barlow’s RHOSLC Cast Ranking & Where They Stand

4 Lisa Barlow has been at the heart of the drama this season on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (RHOSLC). From her now infamous dig at Bronwyn Newport to the heated disputes surrounding the civil lawsuits filed against her company, Vida Tequila, Lisa is not holding back. Lisa Barlow In a recent interview … Read more

Sabrina Carpenter Killing Men In Music Videos: A Ranking

The Sabrina Carpenter Cinematic Universe is not a safe space for those with he/him pronouns. If there’s a m*n in a modern era Sabrina music video, chances are he’s gonna dramatically die by the end — that’s called 1. having a healthy budget and 2. feminism. While seemingly every celeb and their mother’s getting engaged, thank … Read more

Ranking Hot Celeb & Fictional Brothers: Efrons, Fishers, Weasleys

Between the Jonas Brothers concert videos dominating my TikTok, The Summer I Turned Pretty having society in a chokehold and sparking ~passionate~ online discourse, and season 2 of My Life With the Walter Boys dropping this week, I’m declaring this moment in time: Hot Brothers Season. They’re everywhere. They’re thriving (well, except for Jeremiah Fisher). … Read more

The Sexiest ‘The Hunting Wives’ Scenes: A Ranking

If you thought The Hunting Wives was just about Texas drama, guns, and complicated relationships, think again. This show delivers some of the steamiest, most jaw-dropping scenes you didn’t even know you needed. From secret rendezvous and electric sapphic moments to messy hookups and downright scandalous hookups, The Hunting Wives knows how to bring the … Read more

Yearning Is Back 2025: Ranking Yearning Celebs & Characters

In 2025, yearning is so back… and it’s about damn time. At least in music videos, on reality TV, and in scripted dramas, these boys (and Chappell Roan) are yearning at a hardcore, advanced level, like it’s an Olympic sport or something. Between Conrad Fisher, Joe Singh, and Nic Vansteenberghe, I don’t even know if … Read more

Ranking The Bromances On ‘Love Island USA’ S7: Ace’s Allies

The sassy men’s epidemic continues on Love Island (and no, I wouldn’t have it any other way). Ace’s maniacal island-side behavior gives me something light and fluffy to be fired up about that isn’t the shit going down on the news, so in that way, I have to applaud him. Mind you, as soon as … Read more

Dakota Johnson’s Most Unhinged Press Moments: A Ranking

Happy days are here again because another Dakota Johnson press tour is upon us. The upcoming release of her new movie Materialists not only gives us the dream love triangle of Dakota, Pedro Pascal, and Chris Evans, but it also gives us the gift of seeing Dakota be the most unserious ever. Whenever Dakota trots out … Read more

The Hottest ‘Girls’ Sex Scenes Across All Seasons: A Ranking

By now, we’ve all accepted that Girls (created by and starring Lena Dunham) gave us some of the most unsexy, uncomfortable, raw, and occasionally hot sex scenes in TV history. And we loved them for it. This wasn’t Sex and the City — this was sex in the city, but with UTIs, unsolicited analingus, and … Read more

‘Summer House’ Season 9 Reunion Outfits Ranking: Best & Worst

Someone put Green Day on the aux, Summer House season 9 has come and passed. And, just like Billie Joe Armstrong solemnly sings, the innocence did not, in fact, last, especially when it came to shockingly unexpected villain behavior from former fan favorite Jesse Solomon (y’alls favorite, not mine, because after the seventh rendition of … Read more