Zohran Mamdani’s NYC Mayor Primary Win: Funniest Tweets

“WE DID IT, ZOH!” – one of my favorite post-Zohran Mamdani victory tweets. Fuck yeah, New York!! (Blasting Addison Rae’s “New York” as we speak.) Even on a brutal 103-degree Election Day, the youngins got their asses up and voted, and by some miracle, a gorgeous 33-year-old Muslim Socialist just pulled off a MAJOR upset … Read more

Riley Gaines & Simone Biles Feud, Explained: Tweets, Apologies

Not insufferable anti-trans “activist” Riley Gaines saying she’s “absolutely” down to work with Simone Biles! Given who Riley is and everything that’s gone down between her and Simone recently, I seriously doubt that’s ever gonna happen. If you’re unfamiliar with Riley (lucky you), she’s a former swimmer turned professional “protect women’s sports” crusader, known for … Read more

Elon, Trump Drama: Funniest Reactions, Memes, Tweets

Grab your sloppiest cream pie and a big red nose to throw because this government is fucking circus. I mean, when you elect a convicted felon/proven perpetrator of sexual assault/person who can’t manage a human-looking skin and hair routine, what do you expect? Still, when things got even more ridiculous by giving tech’s Willy Wonka, … Read more

Paddington Bear’s Tweets Prove He’s A Lifestyle Icon

We’re in the era of influencers — there’s no denying it. But no, I’m not talking about Alix Earle, Madeleine White, or Taylor Frankie Paul (though I do love my messy Mormon mommies). I’m talking about the real It Girls, the ones shaking up the world and teaching us how to live: Moo Deng, Gladys … Read more