“WE DID IT, ZOH!” – one of my favorite post-Zohran Mamdani victory tweets. Fuck yeah, New York!! (Blasting Addison Rae’s “New York” as we speak.) Even on a brutal 103-degree Election Day, the youngins got their asses up and voted, and by some miracle, a gorgeous 33-year-old Muslim Socialist just pulled off a MAJOR upset against Creepy [Andrew] Cuomo, the political dynasty candidate and establishment favorite backed by a $25 million super PAC. It’s almost like “make New York affordable” resonates with people, and crusty, old, corrupt sexual harasser doesn’t. Imagine that! (@Centrist Dems, I’m begging you to take notes.) Just months ago, Zohran was 40 points behind the former governor, but the race wasn’t even close last night. He clobbered Cuomo, and thank goodness for that… There’s still hope in this world, after all.
Naturally, all I could do last night was cry happy tears and laugh my ass off at the truly incredible Zohran tweets. Social media hasn’t been like this since the delusional BRAT x Kamala era, and that was just false hope. This is the real deal, baby!! To celebrate, here are all my favorite Twitter reactions to Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayor primary. Enjoy.
no, no, no. This is all wrong. Election nights are supposed to be a slow collapse from dismay into depression into existential fear.
— Daniel D’Addario (@DPD_) June 25, 2025
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) June 25, 2025
— Organizermemes (@OrganizerMemes) June 25, 2025
everyone in bushwick getting laid tn
— maya 👒 (@mayaisfiya) June 25, 2025
Cuomo concession put it in my veins brother pic.twitter.com/l3A3gSmsNE
— Bobby Wagner (@bwags) June 25, 2025
WE DID IT ZOH
— multitude🔻container (@lllliatttt) June 25, 2025
a bad mayor but you have to appreciate when someone finds their true calling as a hater https://t.co/NGeCOOZHeA
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 25, 2025
SOCIALIST SUMMER 2025
— joveeta mellark (@ehjovan) June 25, 2025
The last time I saw Twitter so happy is when the president got a disease
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) June 25, 2025
How it feels to walk around Brooklyn right now pic.twitter.com/BeS66357xw
— eliza (@elizamclamb) June 25, 2025
forgive me father for i have libbed the FUCK out
— multitude🔻container (@lllliatttt) June 25, 2025
waitttt i’m lowkey just like my country i’m young scrappy and hungry
— bald (zohr)ann dowd with one hair (@ali_sivi) June 25, 2025
Check in on your friends who sued for women’s gynecological records. They are not ok right now 💕
— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) June 25, 2025
zohran asks the question: what if a guy was chill as hell
— bald (zohr)ann dowd with one hair (@ali_sivi) June 25, 2025
— highprogressive🥂👁️ (@highprogressive) June 25, 2025