welcome to recap vanderpump rules Season 12, Episode 6. Last week, Angelica and Jason rocked the show with their romance that failed to take off. And when Jason cuts her down during a jiu-jitsu date and admits that he lied to her about not seeing anyone else, Angelica literally can’t get off the ground. This was too much of a red flag, so Angelica ended things. However, the group was not in favor of Angelica. As soon as she leaves Jason, she begins a relationship with Shayne. Dirty, dirty! That’s exactly what happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6: “Pump Fiction.”
What happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6?
Angelica breaks Audrey’s trust by telling everyone, including LVP, about Jason’s penis pump. When Audrey confronts her, Angelica puts the blame back on Audrey, leading Audrey to wonder if Angelica was dropped on her head as a child. Meanwhile, Shayne continues to pursue his Hollywood dream by celebrating the premiere of his short film. But things went wrong when his father arrived at the scene, almost forcing Shiney to turn back.
Angelica Spills Tea About Jason’s Penis Pump
While the annual SUR photoshoot was complete, it was time for a new photoshoot featuring Lisa’s merchandise in TomTom. Who wouldn’t want a Goat Cheese Balls sweatshirt?
As Marcus and Shiny do push-ups to prepare, Lisa corners Audrey to tell her about the mayhem the Sur people caused at TomTom last night.
Audrey didn’t want to fight but gave in. She admitted that her friend had broken a mirror from the wall, and that Demi and Natalie were yelling at each other. Lisa was not happy.
Just then Angelica arrived. When she saw Marcus, she started crying that he had an MRI of his back because of his jiu-jitsu date with Jason. In his confessional, Marcus laughed and said, “What a lousy date. He was slamming your ass around this damn dojo?”
Chris kept looking sideways. She said in her confessional, “This is the biggest cry for attention I have seen in all 31 years of my existence. She could win an Oscar for this performance.”
Then Lisa came and asked what was wrong. Angelica candidly said that Jason harassed her because he had only fans and used penis pumps. If it weren’t for Botox, Lisa’s eyebrows would have been sky high.
Angelica then continued to talk about penis pumps to anyone who would listen for the rest of the shoot. Audrey was steaming. He shared, “I feel like Angelica is using what I told her about Jason and weaponizing it to embarrass him. She needs to go back to whatever school she got her degree from and ask for her money back, and then use that money for therapy.” shots fired!
Lisa thinks Demi and Natalie are ‘liabilities’
The information for the penis pump continued when Chris called out Angelica for her childish behavior and said that she was not physically hurt. When Angelica accused Audrey of this, Chris told her, “You’re such a fake bitch.” Shayne broke the fourth wall, looked at the camera and shrugged his shoulders. That’s good!
Another conversation that went well was that Lisa trained Demi and Natalie to fight in TomTom. “I decided last night that this friendship is over for me,” Demi announced. Natalie didn’t know what the problem was. And that was the problem for Demi. Plus, it probably didn’t help that Natalie had stolen Demi’s man in the past.
Lisa admitted in her confessional, “The one thing I don’t like to hear is excuses. Especially Demi; she’s supposed to be a manager. They’re starting to feel like an obligation; I don’t like that.”
Lisa advises that no one is winning and they need to resolve this. He told Natalie, “Maybe you can’t fix it. She doesn’t want to fix it… agreeing to a separation.”
As the rest of the group arrives at Sur, Chris tells Jason all about Angelica. He said, “Almost Angelica made a fool of herself. She was yelling ‘penis pump’ like all fuckin’ day.”
Angelica reluctantly went to talk to Jason after Shayne encouraged him. She explained, “It just came out like diarrhea because I’ve been through a lot. And it made me laugh. I mean, it’s a penis pump; it’s crazy, right?”
When Jason suggested they talk more later because he had to check his tables, she called him a “s**hole.” Jason shot back, “Your apology was bullshit.” This was not going to be resolved any time soon.
shinee is heartily in love with marcus
Today was Shiney’s “big day”. His short film was scheduled to premiere at the Formosa Film Festival. But before the show, Marcus stopped by to see how he was doing.
Then Shiny became serious. His father was on tour, which aroused feelings of the past. He tells Marcus that he is almost back.
Shayne said, “I don’t know what came over me. But I stopped at the smoke shop. And I picked up a bottle of kratom.”
In his confessional, Shiney said that his father was in and out of jail, and his family introduced him to drugs and alcohol during his childhood. He said, “I didn’t realize I might have a problem until I was digging through carpets looking for pieces of meth. When I started recovering, my relationship with my parents really ended.”
Marcus asked, “So, did you do it?” Shiny shook his head. He responded, “No. I put it down… I had three years clean, bro. Last time I went to the store and got kratom, it was a two-year relapse.”
With that crisis averted, Shayne admitted that he had accepted his father for who he was. And he was grateful that Marcus was there to support him.
Across town, Jason catches up with Chris and is surprised to learn that he was having a slow-talk with Audrey. Chris said in his confessional, “Yes, of course I’m a guy and I like to have sex. Really, though, I think it’s made things worse in the past… I don’t want that anymore.”
Audrey stopped and apologized to Jason for the whole penis pump malfunction. Jason shared that he was grateful because it showed Angelica’s true colors. Still, Audrey was angry. Angelica had broken his trust and he did not take it lightly.
Audrey was dunzo with Angelica on Vanderpump Rules
Luckily for Shayne, the film’s premiere went off without a hitch. Shayne’s father felt that his son’s film was the best, while Natalie was less impressed. He decided that Shayne was not Leonardo DiCaprio yet.
Afterwards, everyone went to another bar to celebrate. But Marcus and Kim weren’t celebrating. Marcus broke up when Kim hugged everyone. He reasoned that if he couldn’t hug Natalie, he couldn’t hug anyone. Demi said in her confessional, “Marcus gets mad at Kim for stupid things. Like, did Kim fuck anyone during this hug?”
Meanwhile, Angelica decides to talk to Audrey about what happened earlier. Audrey tells him that her trust has been broken. Angelica thought it was fair game since Jason only had fans. Audrey said in her confessional, “Girl! What’s wrong with you, and how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?”
Audrey said that it was something shared between them and that it was not okay for Angelica to share it with everyone and her boss. Angelica then blames Audrey for bringing it on in the first place. Audrey said there was a “time and place”, but Angelica didn’t understand or care.
Angelica then tried to spin the story that Audrey was not just any girl’s girl. Audrey said, “If you want to talk about validation, let’s talk about the two people you’re going after. I’m not one of them.” Angelica half-apologized, but it wasn’t enough. Audrey decides that their friendship is officially over.
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Tell us – what did you think of Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6? Do you think Audrey and Chris were too hard on Angelica?