welcome to recap vanderpump rules Season 12, Episode 7. Last week, Angelica introduced “Penis Pump” as the new “Pumptini!” Tried to make it. When she announced that Jason used one for the entire staff, including Lisa. When Audrey confronts her about her lack of professionalism, Angelica blames Audrey for telling her in the first place. Meanwhile, Shayne scores several wins for being able to stay sober during her short film debut and her father’s visit. That’s exactly what happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 7: “Paso Aggressive.”
What happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 7?
Lisa throws a big party to celebrate Sur’s twentieth anniversary and expects the group to be on their best behavior. Unfortunately this did not happen. Marcus caused conflict between Natalie and Kim, causing Kim to lash out at Natalie in front of the guests. Lisa also had her eye on Jason, who didn’t come to the show and didn’t know anything about the menu. The group then heads to Lisa’s Vine event, where Angelica reveals an OnlyFans video of Jason and Chris, causing some to think they are too close for comfort.
Marcus and Kim were on rinse, wash, repeat
Lisa was keeping Guillermo busy planning a party for Sur’s twentieth anniversary. We’ve seen pictures of the two of them working together since the very beginning. Guillermo was the real Peter Madrigal! Lisa joked, “We were both young and hot. And now look at us, old and hot!”
She told Guillermo that they were going to be short on staff, because she was taking some of them to the Women in Wine retreat in Paso Robles. In her confessional, Lisa expressed “concerns” about bringing the group. Cut to all of the footage from now until everyone crashes. She said, “They just have to serve and pour. I mean, how hard can it be?” Foreboding!
Meanwhile, Marcus and Kim were on rinse, rinse, repeat. She apologized for being angry at Jason for hugging her and blamed her drinking for her behavior. “I just think I was drunk at that moment and being a little bitch,” he said.
Kim forgave him. She knew that he was going through a difficult time losing his parents. She said in her confessional, “I’ve seen all the great amazing sides of her. But it’s really hard when all the bad sides are thrust upon me.”
Across town, Shiny took Angelica out for a lunch date at the beach. And as soon as she started seeing Jason, Angelica chose to ignore all the red flags she encountered. She gave Shayne a list of things that were important to her in a guy, and number one was marriage. Shiny turned his face away.
He told her that he was “not morally monogamous.” Even with that caveat, Angelica remained hopeful that she might be the one to change him. Oh girl.
Jason was on Lisa’s naughty list
Lisa gathered the troops before the party to make sure they would be on their best behavior. Everyone except Jason was ready to be on their A-game.
He was absent the previous night, so Lisa pulled him aside to remind him that she didn’t fly with him. Jason attributed this to his lack of technical skills in his scheduling system. Lisa wasn’t buying it, because he was reportedly already ready.
She said in her confessional, “If Jason wanted to be a doctor, how would he have organized everything? I mean, was he the kind of doctor who didn’t know where his patients were and didn’t know which leg should be amputated?”
Jason immediately realized that he needed to get in shape or he would be sent out. So he ran to Venus to discuss the menu. Venus asked him what he would recommend. Jason proudly said “cheese balls” but couldn’t explain why.
Venus said in her confessional, “You don’t know anything about goat cheese balls? People don’t have to work here to know that our goat cheese balls are the most popular item on the menu. Jason needs to be educated on American history.” Amen to that.
Meanwhile, the group’s promise to be on its best behavior lasted all of five seconds. Audrey ignored Angelica on the host stand and talked to Kim about her as if she wasn’t there. Then when Natalie heard Demi and Marcus say “I love you” to each other, she called out the hypocrisy when Marcus admitted that Kim would be okay with it.
After Natalie calls him, Marcus immediately tells Kim what happened. That’s all Kim needed to set Natalie and her bar on fire.
Lisa celebrates twenty years in Sur
The party was in full swing and jazz music was playing in the background. Natalie was relaxing near the bar and was happy to see Kim. Until Kim opened her mouth, that is.
In her confessional, Natalie realized that Marcus was the culprit. She said, “Marcus, what the hell are you doing? Running to Kimberly, detonating bombs… recognize that you’re making it worse.”
And whatever Lisa told them not to do, they did. Kim and Natalie started arguing in front of all the guests. Kim told him, “Shut the fuck up.” He added, “You look like an idiot who is obsessed with my relationship.” Natalie tried to get Kim to leave, and that’s when Lisa intervened. Kim was eliminated, and Natalie was upset at having to share the blame.
Lisa had other fish to fry when she watched Jason deliver the appetizers. It seems he had no idea what he was serving, so he told Chris he needed to bring Jason up to speed. “I think Jason knows more about fleshlights and penis pumps than I do about f*cking menus,” Lisa joked in her confessional.
Later, Lisa gives a speech celebrating twenty years at SUR. Then there was the grand unveiling of the picture put on the wall. The new guard had officially taken charge.
And that new guard had now moved to Paso Robles to help with Lisa’s wine program. They split into two cars, making sure everyone in each car was friendly with each other. Which worked to some extent. Marcus and Kim rode together but broke up once again.
Angelica spills tea on Jason and Chris on Vanderpump Rules
The crew stopped at the Madonna Inn for a meal and marveled at their waterfall-style urinals. Marcus encourages everyone to join him on the trip, even though it would be difficult to do so due to differences of opinion among most of the group. And then a new relationship emerged between Angelica and Shiny.
Angelica becomes angry as Shinee announces that he and Audrey have made out in a music video. In her confessional, Natalie said, “She still lives with her ex-boyfriend. Like, I’m crazy like the guy?”
At last, they reached their destination. Everyone rushed to choose their rooms, Audrey was excited and she and Chris got a king-sized suite because Marcus and Kim were so nice (for now).
But his enthusiasm did not last. Audrey was having second thoughts about Chris, as she wanted more romance. But when she heard about Angelica’s tea it was going to be the least of her problems.
Angelica brushes off Kim and Demi for sharing some of her information on Jason and Chris’s OnlyFans. Angelica said there was a video of Jason and Chris with some other people “basically naked, caressing each other and massaging each other.”
Demi looked at it and said, “It’s a lot of massage, a lot of buttocks. I’ve seen everyone’s penis. Now someone’s in the shower…” Suddenly, Demi screamed. Angelica asked, “Do they really commit incest?” Demi responded, “There was definitely incest. They were all touching each other.” Well, this journey took an interesting turn.
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