Welcome back to the latest recap valley. Last time, Jack suffered a meltdown in Mexico. Meanwhile, Danny is questioned about his social media activity. Here’s what happened in The Valley Season 3 Episode 14: “Hips Don’t Lie.”
What happened in The Valley Season 3 Episode 14?
Michelle had a hard time seeing Jesse and Lacey’s PDA. Meanwhile, Nia and Danny clash during Jack’s birthday party. And after an accident, Jack ends up in the ER.
Janet was struggling in the valley
After leaving the table, Janet continues to talk to Jason on the phone through sobs. “It’s bringing up a lot of unresolved feelings about things I can’t speak about,” Janet told her husband. Eventually, he asked to speak to the producer off-camera.
Meanwhile, Nia said she no longer believes Janet’s apology. And Jesse criticizes Janet for running away from conflict. Well, she got off the bus before the group and then walked away from the table.
“Danny’s actions turned me on,” Janet said in her confessional. “And I freaked out. And, of course, I’m sorry that the trigger caused me to say those words.” He added, “I have a hard time apologizing to someone who did something that I know caused a lot of pain.” What was Janet pointing at?
After Janet returned to the table, the shopping excursion continued. When Jesse and Michelle bought a gift for their daughter, Isabella, they were surprised to see how well they were getting along. “I just want this energy to keep going when Lacey comes in,” Michelle said. When Jesse told her, “It’s on you,” Michelle admitted an uncomfortable truth.
She said, “It’s a little weird for me to see you being so affectionate and kissing her in front of me.” She added, “You were obviously never into me like that, that’s why.”
In his talking head, Jesse confesses Michelle’s feelings. However, Jesse is not sympathetic as he saw Michelle and her ex-boyfriend, Aaron Nosler, in the previous season.
Janet criticizes Kristen in The Valley
At the beach, Kristen jumped into the sea without a top. When Michelle takes off her dress to go topless, she tells Jesse not to look at her. “I’m sure it will do wonders for your real estate career,” he quipped as Michelle laughed.
Later, Lacey finally arrived and joined Jesse in conversation with Jasmine, Brittany, and Jack. Lacey reveals that Janet texted Brittany telling her that “Kristen is throwing Jasmine, Jack, and Brittany under the bus along with Nia to defend Danny.”
Elsewhere, in the girls’ suite, Janet and Michelle spill tea. Michelle said the discussion at lunch “was heated” and “they put all the blame on Janet”.
“Kristen said, ‘Okay, if we’re going to talk about people drinking, we should probably start with Brittany, Jasmine, and Jack,'” Janet said. Michelle further added that Kristen said, “When Britney is drunk she has a certain way of coming off, but we don’t talk about Britney.”
Poor Brittany, who was having the best day ever, started getting emotional. “She’s willing to defend[Danny]so much that she’s willing to throw you, Jasmine and Jack under the bus,” Janet said.
Then, Jasmine said. “This is some nonsense,” she said. According to Jasmine, “Kristen doesn’t even hang out with Nia.” They’re not bad friends.” Take the flashback of Brittany confronting Kristen about her alleged friendship with Nia. Kristen said she was close to Nia and called Brittany “number one.”
Meanwhile, Nia tells Danny that Janet and Michelle claimed that some people did not feel comfortable around Danny when he was drinking. However, Danny shared that Jasmine, Brittany, Melissa, Jack, and Benji said they didn’t care about his alcohol consumption. Nia was shocked after Michelle alleged that Brittany was “uncomfortable” around Danny when he was drunk.
Welcome to “Ho Era”!
As everyone embraced Jack’s “Ho Era” theme, Jack was impressed by Schwartz’s black lace shirt, leather collar and white face makeup. “You’re a slutty clown, and I didn’t think that was possible,” Jack told his friend. Schwartz admitted in his confessional, “On the inside, I’ve always been like a slutty little goth who could never come out.”
The group had a party bus which they decorated for Jack’s “Big Slutty Gay” birthday celebration. There were pride flags, penises stuck to the wall, and balloons. The plan was to bar hop and then go to the club. The group climbed to the top, open-air deck. Since Nia had to breastfeed the baby in Adelaide, she and Danny were catching an Uber.
Everyone was standing, dancing and laughing. Michelle’s breasts made another surprise appearance while dancing, so Jessie and Lacey moved to the lower level. “What’s going on here? I was married to her for five years,” Jesse said, talking. “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her naked.” Please sir. No one is throwing you a pity party.
Brittany and Michelle call Jesse in The Valley
Naturally, Brittany confronts Jesse. She said, “You have to apologize to me for what happened last night.” He responded, “I’m fed up with this Danny and Nia nonsense,” while Brittany explained that she was reacting to how he treated her.
Lacey told her boyfriend, “You got her mixed up with Jax (Taylor).” “That’s obviously disgusting. So, just apologize.”
In her confessional, Britney commented, “What Delu land is this? That I have to defend myself against these crazy accusations.”
“To be honest… I’ve harbored this grudge against you for over a year,” Jesse said. She then detailed how, at Michelle’s party last season, Brittany said that Lacey should not have met Isabella. However, Brittany revealed that she was upset because Michelle did not Know That Lacey met Isabella.
Then, Michelle jumped in. “You made a rule with me that I couldn’t introduce any boy, but you did it behind my back.” Eventually, Jesse apologized to Brittany.
Accident on Zack’s birthday in The Valley
Meanwhile, Jack was panicking on top of the bus. “A bird attacks me!” Jasmine screamed when she tried to clean it. Unfortunately, while Jack was inspecting his arm, he hit a mark on his head.
Jack was bleeding and fell to the lower level of the bus. “Can we find a doctor who can meet us at the club?” Jack asked, sitting on the ground, his head wrapped in a bloody towel. Jack orders the group to head to the bar, while he heads to the ER with Benjy for possible stitches.
Eventually, the group took over the club. While Danny was dancing, Nia told him, “Baby, no hip movements. People are uncomfortable. You need to control yourself.” It’s not like he was on top of the bar with the male go-go dancers.
So, Danny informed people that his hips had hit the ground. Meanwhile, Michelle tells Schwartz that she wishes she could go because of Lacey and Jesse’s affectionate behavior.
Later, Danny tells Nia that he wants to talk to Michelle. However, Nia requested to wait till the morning for the conversation. Then, Michelle reached the bar and danced. “She’s making me feel uncomfortable right now,” Danny commented.
Danny was in rare form in The Valley
When Jesse wanted to dance with Danny, he was ready to get on the floor. “I’m going to have a great time tonight!” He shouted. “Get uncomfortable!”
Jessie, Luke and Danny head to the balcony to show off their dance moves. At last, Jack arrived, with a white bandage tied around his head and under his chin. It looked as if he was recuperating after a facelift.
In the end, Jack dances with the male dancers and has a great time. At the end of the night, everyone piled into a van. Danny was lying on the back seat of the van. He commented, “Michelle would be better off not coming here.”
Nia urges Danny to lie down again, as she declares that she is getting nervous. When Nia asked Danny to bend his knees so he could slide next to her, he left. “Don’t dig your nails into my…weird…stomach!” He said.
His wife responded that “it was an accident” and asked Danny to remove his legs because she felt “claustrophobic”. He responded, “I can’t deal with this weird shit, buddy.” And they say that chivalry is dead.
Then, poor Janet peed in a cup while Jasmine protected her. Then, he proudly showed it off. Classy! “This might be one of my favorite birthdays,” Jack announced.
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Tell us – what did you think of Wally Season 3 Episode 14? Did Kristen throw Brittany, Jasmine and Jack under the bus?