welcome to recap vanderpump rules Season 12, Episode 10. Last week, things turned upside down for Angelica when she told the group that Chris and Jason’s OnlyFans video was “incestuous.” Cousins explained that the video description was spicy to get clicks, but the content was not. This turned everyone in the group against him, including Shinee, who decided to end things. Unfortunately for her, Angelica didn’t get the message properly. That’s exactly what happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 10: “Threesomes Are a Crowd.”
What happened in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 10?
Gay Pride was on the horizon, and Venus was thrilled to be chosen to run Sur’s Pride event. When he came to Lisa for a photo shoot for the occasion, he spoke openly about his struggles while being gay. Meanwhile, Kim and Marcus got back together on The 100th Discussed timing and possibilities of parenthood. But while they were going strong, Audrey and Chris were not. Audrey decides that she and Chris should just remain friends, leaving Chris to wonder where it all went wrong.
Venus tells Lisa about her past
At present, Kim and Natalie have become friends again. The two met up for a boxing class, which was the perfect place for them to work out any remaining animosity toward each other.
Later, he FaceTimes Angelica to check up on her, since she just got a fake job. Angelica said everything was fine and she would be back at the end of the week. Natalie joked in her confessional, “It’s very convenient for Angelica to be dropping bombs on Chris and Jason in Paso, avoiding any accountability. And now she has to disappear to Houston for a week to get new breasts. I’m assuming it’s a lot cheaper than Beverly Hills.” Shadow!
Meanwhile, Venus, Jason, Chris, and Marcus experience a magical experience called Villa Rosa. Venus was chosen to host SUR’s gay pride event and she took him there for a photo shoot. While Chris daydreams about how he’ll end up with Lisa, Venus captures the queen herself.
He told Lisa that he had a good trip, but that he had difficulty talking to people. Venus shared this because growing up she was afraid that others would find out she was gay. He said, “Once I came out of the closet, I felt like everyone around me rejected me, I threatened to kill myself, and I was sent to a mental hospital.”
This affected Lisa, who shared that her brother had committed suicide. In his confessional he said, “You get used to it, but you never get over it. It defines me.” However, Venus was happy with where she was at the moment. He said, “This pride, it will be a great feeling to actually feel like I’ve always wanted to feel.”
Jason was demoted at SUR
All the hard work and study Jason has done for his new role as a savior is finally put to the test. It was her first day off from training, although Demi wouldn’t know it. In her confessional she said, “Jason has been training for a really long time. Four times longer than normal people. It’s probably because he’s making so much money on his OnlyFans by doing weird things with his cousin.”
Their first table was none other than Lisa and Ken. When Lisa asked Jason what was in the eggplant dish and crab cakes, Jason was ready for her. “Eggplant,” he replied confidently, and the crab cakes were “as good as cakes.” Is he wrong? Nevertheless, Lisa decided to send him to the host stand. Which will make things quite interesting when Angelica returns.
Across town, Audrey meets with her friend Parker to discuss her doubts about her relationship with Chris. Was she ignoring the red flags in front of her? Still, the two had a date at Universal Studios, and she wasn’t about to give up a free trip to the park, so she met him anyway.
They both looked lovely in their Harry Potter wizard costumes: Audrey in Hufflepuff and Chris in Gryffindor. Everything seemed fine as they wandered through Diagon Alley, drinking butterbeer and taking out wands. But when Chris couldn’t do the simple “Ventus” spell performed by Audrey all at once, Audrey knew what she had to do.
However, Chris was oblivious to Audrey’s inner turmoil of mind. She felt like Audrey was the Hermione to her Ron. But he was immediately eliminated after Audrey delivered the bad news.
Marcus and Kim talk about marriage and kids
Whatever magic Chris felt towards Audrey quickly evaporated when she put him in the friend zone. She wanted Chris to be more romantic, and he wasn’t giving her that vibe. So, she told him she wanted to take a step back.
Chris was shaken. In his confessional, he said, “If I had to put my life on hold, I would 100% believe that she wanted to be with me. I may have completely misunderstood this entire situation.”
Meanwhile, Markus and Kim were on good terms this week, so naturally that meant they got to talk about getting married and having kids. The plan was to get engaged and married and then have children within the next few years. But the baby may be coming sooner rather than later since Kim has stopped using birth control. Oops.
Jason left the host stand to visit Shinee on the set of her latest “Vertical Micro Drama”. Because apparently no one can sit down to watch a two-hour movie anymore. Shayne introduced Jason to the crew in the hopes that he would be able to start acting in these as well.
Later, the two chat about Natalie and Angelica. Although Shayne was still attracted to Natalie, she wasn’t about to get in her way if Jason was messing with her. Shayne said he has broken things off with Angelica, but may change his mind after seeing her new breasts. Facepalm.
Jason said in his confessional, “Look, a boob job doesn’t improve personality. That requires f*cking therapy. To this day, Angelica hasn’t apologized to me for real. We like to call it ‘fake as f*ck’ in Jersey.”
Chris brings out his best Jerry Maguire for Audrey
Venus opened up once again about her struggles, this time with Parker and Ryan in TomTom. However, things were now good between Venus and her parents. He said he talked to his mother every day and his father also watched old episodes of VPR to talk about it with Venus. Progress!
The next day everyone gathered at the beach for McKenna’s birthday. And things were awkward between Chris and Audrey, to say the least. Chris was still in shock and feeling like “the math wasn’t doing the math.” And Audrey was still confused.
After a slo-mo eighties-style montage of the group playing beach volleyball, they all head to the bar. Natalie takes out her lip gloss for a makeout session with Jason and McKenna’s friend Alison.
As this continued, Chris pulled Audrey aside and gave his best Jerry Maguire “You complete me” speech. He said, “I don’t just want to hook up and have fun with someone… I want something real… and I’m not good at that shit because I’m so self-centered.”
He continued, “I’ve really started to think about having a future with you and seeing where things really go. I want you. I want us, I like you so much. And I want to prove it.”
Audrey was momentarily impressed. “I believe in him, I guess? I hope he deserves a second chance,” she said in her confessional.
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