welcome to recap vanderpump rules Season 12, Episode 9. Last week, Audrey questioned whether Chris was really into her or just another Fboy. She also made up with Angelica, who surprisingly didn’t mention Chris and Jason’s risqué OnlyFans video. However, Angelica told Shayne, who did not accept her incestuous claims. Meanwhile, everyone in the group comes together to help Venus get her groove back. But how long will this peace last? That’s exactly what happened on Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9: “Rose All Day.”
What happened in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9?
The trip to Paso Robles ended with Angelica dropping a bombshell on the group about Jason and Chris’s allegedly incestuous OnlyFans video. This prompted the cousins to wage war with Angelica, which she quickly lost after the video was proven to be clickbait, and Angelica admitted that she had never even seen it. This also affected Angelica’s relationship with Shiney when Shiney decided she was not worth the drama and left her. But Angelica was not giving up yet.
Natalie and Kim had a breakthrough
Venus still couldn’t believe what had happened last night. In her confessional, she shared, “Last night was super awkward. I swapped drool with all these bitches… then Natalie and Jason joined in. And of course, Shinee had to share some disturbing stuff from her past.”
Shiney cuts in, saying, “I lost my virginity in the sewer.” When asked how he got there, Shiney replied, “You know, storm drains.” Everyone in the group screamed, “Ohhh.”
But it was a new day and time to regroup. So the boys got ready and started playing with Jason’s huge dildo, like one does on vacation. And of course, Angelica had to be the one to walk on them.
After that fiasco, they all boarded the party bus to head to Dow Vineyards. Audrey was surprised by the scene and hoped it would inspire Chris to be more romantic. The guy was just bouncing around on a giant dildo; good luck with that.
Ding, ding, ding! While they were all eating cheese and clams Natalie made an announcement. She was happy to see Marcus and Venus reunited. Audrey said it was nice to see Demi, Natalie and Kim together too. Kim said, “I know it may take me longer, so I apologize, Natalie, for taking a little longer. I love you.”
Jason said, “Work has been a little stressful for me. I’m not the best server…” Demi said, “No! Who told you that?” Everyone lost it. However, Jason regroups and tells Angelica that he hopes they can move forward. But that peace offering was short-lived when they took a group photo and Angelica told Jason, “Sit next to me, you little man.”
Lisa celebrates World Dog Day
While all the action was going on in Wine Country, Lisa was celebrating World Dog Day in West Hollywood. And the old Tom Schwartz made a guest appearance. Lisa was proud of her work and mentioned that she had saved thousands of dogs. She added, “I know the name of every dog that walks up and down the street. I don’t know who the owners are because I never look up.” Same, Lisa, same.
Back on the party bus, Audrey accidentally spills red wine on Natalie’s dress. “It’s murder… which I love,” Demi said. She really is Wednesday Addams, and I’m here for it.
As they tour the grounds of the next winery, Jason plots Angelica’s death. Chris said in his confessional, “It’s very clear at this point that Angelica is just trying to get a reaction from Jason. I think she should ignore it right now because who can tell what she thinks anyway?”
But Jason expressed regret. When everyone sat down to eat, she interrupted Angelica, who was informing Shiney that she was going to get a boob job, and called her out. Angelica said his comment was “lovely”. Jason retorted, “Well, if I said something to you like, ‘Hug me, little tits,’ I don’t think anyone would like it.”
Angelica claimed that she was hurt by his lack of communication and was going through a lot of trouble due to their breakup. Jason didn’t care; He was angry at the constant criticism regarding his career. “I don’t judge you for anything,” Angelica gasped. Demi rolled her eyes and asked Angelica to accept what she was saying. Here it is…
Angelica’s claims about cousins fail
Angelica brings up Jason and Chris’s OnlyFans video. She told Jason, “I read something. It described you and your cousin doing things that in my opinion would be considered incestuous.” However, her credibility was quickly destroyed when she said, “I didn’t see the video; I can’t confirm it.”
Chris and Jason explain that the description prompts you to click on the video. Which is just them massaging and rubbing each other’s back. Jason said, “Awesome.” Angelica then tried to blame Jason for not telling her about it after the first date.
Marcus tells Angelica that she and Jason had a moment, it went haywire, and now she was trying to embarrass him. Venus agreed and called the incestuous comment “character assassination”. She ran to Shinee for comfort, but he left her to avoid her drama and play video games instead.
Meanwhile, Demi confirms to a now worried Audrey that she has seen the video. She said, “There was a massage table; basically they were taking turns massaging each other.”
Angelica came back and said she didn’t like Jason “because it was incestuous.” Audrey shouted, “You don’t even know what the word ‘incest’ refers to; it’s so weird.” Demi then came over to Angelica and told her that she had a lot to say when they were alone, but not so much in public, and she wasn’t a fan of it.
As they all returned to the party bus, Angelica started crying after facing everyone. Strangely, it was Audrey who consoled her, while Angelica complained about Shiney not consoling her… because Shiney was literally sitting right next to her.
Shayne and Angelica were dunzo on Vanderpump Rules
Water work continued in the house. But this time topless Natalie consoled Angelica. Natalie said in her confessional, “Maybe Jason and Shayne are distracting from the fact that Angelica is really feeling a lot of pain about this breakup. I’ve been there; I’ve done that. She should really go to therapy.”
Then Shiney came in and ended things in the gentlest possible way. Friends, pay attention! He said, “Everything that just happened made me think where are we going? I think it’s a really bad idea for you to be romantic with me. And I don’t want to do that because you know what my lifestyle is.”
Angelica played it cool, but she was already planning how to win him back. And she didn’t wait long when she jumped into the hot tub where Shiney was after she told everyone that she ended things with him. Strange…
In her confessional, Shayne said, “I’m aware of these tricks. So I’m really worried that I’ll have to break up with him again in the morning.”
Meanwhile, even though Audrey seemed okay with what happened, she actually wasn’t. She told Chris everything was fine, but she couldn’t stop thinking about what happened in that video. His ignorance-bliss strategy was now shot.
The next morning, Shiney shows Chris the messages Angelica sent him. He wrote, “Why did you lock your door last night?” Then, “You up?” Chris predicted that SHINee had a stage five clincher on their hands. Looks like breakup number two was just around the corner.
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Tell us – what did you think of Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9? Are you Team Angelica or Team Jason and Chris?