Pray for Cynthia and her cheeks as this artist travels to Dallas real housewives of atlanta The icon is not moving on anything other than smoke. It all started when Shamiya lodged suspicious complaints about the condition of her room. Pinky’s behavior has also been extremely bad and in last week’s episode, Porsha accused Kelly of using scissors on her.
For the most part, Cynthia has managed to keep things under control, but on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 7, “Dynasty, Diamonds, and Drama,” K. Michelle brought some drama that may have been well above Cynthia’s pay grade.
What happened on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 7?
Cynthia’s initially disastrous trip to Dallas ended with a Dynasty-themed celebration that almost ended in more ways than one. Before the ceremony, K. Michelle was completely sold on the conspiracy theory that some women were plotting against her. The only question after this big episode: Is it really K. Is there a plot to take down Michelle, or are we looking at a serious case of paranoia?
Kelly and Porsha agree to disagree
When we last left, Porsha and Kelly were feuding over allegations of sleeping with married men. Kelly clapped and R. Kelly, Chili Cheese Fritos and many other things that set us back as a nation. It was a lot, and Episode 7 started right in the middle of the mess.
Porsha added a little more color to the scissoring allegations. Reportedly, it happened after the Season 16 trip to Grenada when Kelly got a glimpse of Porsha in her birthday suit. Porsha said Kelly was charmed by what she saw and tried to pursue her that night.
Kelly denied all these things and said that he is not even attracted to women. The jury’s still out on who’s telling the truth, but for now, these two will have to agree to disagree.
Miraculously, this argument didn’t derail their dinner plans. Women started talking about sex toys, and suddenly, everyone stopped thinking about vaginas, which may or may not have the same properties as a hot corn chip. However, someone else’s vagina was about to become a very central topic.
the excitement was off at dinner time
After a chaotic bus ride, Peaches arrived at the restaurant, and immediately, Pinkie ran into the bathroom and started vomiting. Cynthia’s Tequila Comisario did its job and left Pinky so wasted that she had to spend the entire dinner drinking ginger ale in the bathroom. We haven’t seen anyone get this wasted on RHOA since Shamari DeVoe, so we salute this woman’s hard-working liver.
It turns out, Pinky might have had the best seat in the house because the atmosphere at the dinner table was so incredible that just looking at her would almost make you lose your appetite.
Of. Michelle sat there, looking uncomfortable, and told the women that she didn’t feel “safe” in the group. Seeing how women like Kelly and Porsha band together between dragging each other through hell and peacefully co-existing was something I found hard to wrap my head around.
After all of this was on the table, Drew decided to speak out. She asked the former Love & Hip Hop star if there’s anything in particular that’s bothering her, and that’s where this week’s story comes from. Things started getting strange for Michelle.
“I’ve been so adamant with you because you keep saying, ‘Oh, she knows my friend Black,'” Kay explained. “I don’t really know that guy.”
Surprised by this information, Drew replied, “Huh?”
musk and allegation
Kay’s accusations about Blake left Drew completely bewildered, and things got even more confusing when a plate of oysters arrived on the table. Those clams unknowingly sacrificed their lives to become a central part of The Real Housewives of Atlanta storyline.
When the shells arrived, Porsha said she wanted to “check” them to make sure they were clean. He took out a butter knife and poked holes around the shells before declaring them safe to eat.
She said, “That vagina is clean!”
The women laughed, moved on and thought nothing of it. On the other hand, K. Mitchell was not laughing. He treated the oyster inspection as a personal discovery, and if you’re confused by what happened next, you’re not alone, but we’ve got you covered.
Years ago, rapper Maino claimed that he was K. Slept with Michelle and made some very specific and unpleasant comments about the condition of her vagina. She even threatened to sue him for defamation, and when inspecting the oysters at dinner, she quietly thought they were having a joke at her expense.
The next morning, K came to breakfast crying but refused to explain the reason. Instead, he vaguely announced that he had information that someone in the group was plotting against him, without revealing names, without providing receipts, or without actually giving anyone anything to work with.
Are any of the RHOA cast members K. Plotting against Michelle?
On the third day, the women had to prepare for Cynthia’s Tequila Comisario celebration. Instead, K. Michelle ran around the house, crying, sobbing, and extremely angry at this unnamed person who was plotting against her. Privately, she revealed that she had heard that Drew, Phaedra, and Porsha were planning to embarrass her by bringing up years-old allegations about her vagina. This is an extremely sensitive subject for him, and he felt as if his inspection of the oyster had confirmed every fear he had.
Kay eventually tells Pinky, Kelly and Shamiya about the alleged plot, but refuses to reveal anything to the larger group. He did not get any benefit from this.
Due to K’s refusal to explain her conspiracy theory, Porsha, Phaedra, Cynthia, Angela, and Drew were all left trying to fill in the blanks on their own. They put Shamiya at the top of the list of suspects, theorizing that he was K. Was giving information to Michelle.
Ultimately, the truth is really difficult to clarify here. On the surface, it really seems like Kay Mitchell had a paranoia attack. Were some women really trying to sabotage him, or was it the saboteur within him speaking? Maybe both?
Drew and Kay clash over black
Of. It is not clear whether someone is plotting against Michelle or not. What we do know is that his allegations have created an even bigger rift in an already divided group.
Realizing that the other women were going to trap her in all this, Shamiya called a house meeting to get ahead of it. Someone had to do it, and it was clearly K. Michelle wasn’t going to do it.
The women gathered at this House meeting, mostly without wigs and, in Shamiya’s case, without clothes, to try to figure out where things went wrong. Kay clears Shamiya of any wrongdoing, while also adding more mystery to the confusion going on in her mind.
“They can behave as silly as they want, and it’s all good,” K warned his unknown enemy. “Because that’s all I know.”
Then she returned to her other favorite conspiracy theory: that Drew was telling everyone about her alleged affair with Blake.
Drew had told her the night before that this wasn’t the case, so at this point, she wasn’t ready to hear anything more about it. Kay started talking loudly, but Drew remained on task – literally. She got up from her seat and Michelle also tried to do the same.
The argument escalated, leading to Porsha physically assaulting K. Michelle had to stop and for a brief moment, we started to step into Love & Hip Hop territory. All this smoke on Blake, on everyone.
Cynthia lost her charm
Cynthia Tequila brought the ladies to Texas for a Dynasty-themed gala to celebrate Comisario, and what they got instead was a weekend of pool house complaints, conspiracy theories, and vagina concerns. Then, as if the universe wanted to twist the knife even further, their celebration literally went down a storm. While the women were on their way her event planner called Hysteria to break the news.
At this point, nothing could distract Cynthia. She survived an entire year’s worth of drama in a three-day trip, so what’s a little weather? This celebration was still going to happen, one way or another.
Through tears, her event planner led the ceremony inside, and everyone looked as glamorous as ever in their soap opera-inspired ball gowns and sky-high hair. Drew was several hours late to the ceremony, but she came anyway. It’s the thought that counts!
At the festival, Cynthia hosted a beauty pageant for the title of Tequila Queen. She actually ordered a little tiara from Amazon to make things official for the best-dressed dynasty look, but in the end, 50 synths went ahead and gave that tiara to herself. well deserved.
After what that woman endured on this trip, she deserved a crown, a peach, a parade, and a very long vacation without any of these women.
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TELL US – What were your thoughts on RHOA Season 17 Episode 7? Do you think that K. Is Michelle going crazy, or were the OGs really plotting against her? Do you think K can learn to trust the group?